The Water of Life

Via The Appropriate Channels [TAC]

The Water of Life smuggler's bar is a neutral oasis from the stifling bureaucracy present in the more civilized areas of Arrakis. A haven for those who wish to deal in peace outside the bounds of CHOAM taxes and accountants levying additional fees and fines on every transaction. The bar is a place to lay low, rest, and conduct business just beyond the nominal reach of the arm of the Emperor's accountants.We are always open, but our staff is frequently out fixing problems in their primary occupations (such as planetologists, smugglers, thugs, water shippers, spice harvesters, assassins, doctors, or even the occasional noble with nothing better to do.)Located far into the Deep Desert, 20km para-north of the most central entrance in sector H-5. Look for the icon below on the Holidy X Deep Desert Live Map or trust your instincts and follow your paracompass.

The Water of Life is a no-weapons sanctuary with the exception of employees and those with office business. Peace-bind your weapons before entering for the safety of all guests.
The bar reserves the right to refuse service for any reason.
We do not guarantee your safety after service is refused.

(The Water of Life features a selection of in-game commands available on the property. For example, if you wanted to see the menu, you can type !menu and it will bring you to our drink selections. Check out the command list below for some of our options!)

  • !menu - takes you to the menu site

  • !toast - raise your glass to your friends, enemies, and business partners

  • !rumor - get a bit of intel from the bartender

  • !water - buy a drink of cold, triple filtered water

  • !food - a bite of bar food

  • !beer - buy yourself a beer

  • !coffee - buy a refreshing spice coffee

  • !round - buy the bar a round of beer, you generous soul!

  • !healkit - buy a sterile healkit mk4 to patch you up

  • And more!

Are you interested in roleplay at the bar? We host a weekly open RP event on Fridays, come down and share your plans within plans!

Amenities

The Water of Life Bar and Lounge

The bar proper spans 3 floors on the north end of the island, with entrances leading along the east and west rims from the parking facility.The entry floor hosts our full bar, the second floor has some outdoor areas.The third floor boasts the most seating, along with our self-service bar terminal and full observation deck. The best views in the deep desert, guaranteed!

Public Parking

The main parking hangar for the bar is located on the south rim facing to the south for guest convenience. We ask that you park courteously and if the bar is crowded, please make use of our complimentary valet for smaller vehicles (your vehicle backup tool).To get to the bar, please follow the access stairs along the east or west sides, heading north until you get to the bar itself!

Dealing with the Appropriate Channels

Our bar is located in an unfortunate gap in the Imperial geographical fief taxation record (Arrakis Subfief plot Survey Record 293-F, Subsection 1090:H:19:b:13) that means we must conduct business without the bureaucratic oversight of CHOAM.How tragic.Available to our guests for use in their dealings outside the standard markets, we have an enclosed carrier drop-off and the proprietor's personal office space.If a guest wishes to conduct business in the areas below the bar, please contact a staff member to ensure all parties are permitted access to conduct their business without triggering a security intervention.Remember: staff can carry weapons, you can't.